1. Polling Station Closing Time

    So, at what time will your local polling station close? That depends on where in the country you live. They close their doors and count the votes at…..

    Well, I think that they aren’t really open. It’s a mirage. You go in make your choice and then wherever you put you cross the same thing will happen. Some self-serving career politician will rub his hands with glee and spend the next five years frottaging with his friends. A mutual rub-a-dub-tug. All paid for by you, even the cleaning bill for the stained clothing will be picked up by you.

    So when you go down to vote today - polling stations close at 10.00pm - instead of placing an “X” in a box and allowing them to grumble and grunt with satisfaction. Draw a pair of soiled pants on your voting card.