So, at what time will your local polling station close? That depends on where in the country you live. They close their doors and count the votes at…..

Well, I think that they aren’t really open. It’s a mirage. You go in make your choice and then wherever you put you cross the same thing will happen. Some self-serving career politician will rub his hands with glee and spend the next five years frottaging with his friends. A mutual rub-a-dub-tug. All paid for by you, even the cleaning bill for the stained clothing will be picked up by you.

So when you go down to vote today - polling stations close at 10.00pm - instead of placing an “X” in a box and allowing them to grumble and grunt with satisfaction. Draw a pair of soiled pants on your voting card.

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT