Polling Station Finder

Pole Dancing Poles

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 03:22:00 -0500

The polling station finder has been fun and interestingly has had me working more in the realm of poles. That isn’t actually true - but it has been noticed by people looking for a bit of a sales boost after all - traffic talks

Actually in this case I am talking about pole dancing poles - or to be even more precise I am actually talking about an x pole which is by far the highest quality dancing pole that is available on the market. Or at the very least, X Pole the dancing pole that I have been recruited to publicise. And I would like to think that the x pole becomes the best pole dancing pole for sale - after all my mortgage is not cheap. The other poles - or rather polls can wait another four years before they are likely to require much attention on my part. As I researched into pole dancing poles I discovered that nobody know where and why the idea of pole dancing has come form. Even Wikipedia is a bit hazy on the subject. If anyone knows of a source of info for the history of pole dancing I,d appreciate a nod in the right direction.

Polling Station Closing Time

Thu, 06 May 2010 03:56:26 -0400

So, at what time will your local polling station close? That depends on where in the country you live. They close their doors and count the votes at…..

Well, I think that they aren’t really open. It’s a mirage. You go in make your choice and then wherever you put you cross the same thing will happen. Some self-serving career politician will rub his hands with glee and spend the next five years frottaging with his friends. A mutual rub-a-dub-tug. All paid for by you, even the cleaning bill for the stained clothing will be picked up by you.

So when you go down to vote today - polling stations close at 10.00pm - instead of placing an “X” in a box and allowing them to grumble and grunt with satisfaction. Draw a pair of soiled pants on your voting card.

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

Polling Station Opening Hours

Thu, 06 May 2010 02:39:00 -0400

What are the hours polling stations open for voting in the General Election May 6th 2010?

Opening early in the morning this year (7am) gives people plenty of time to cast their votes. But to what end. Does it matter who you vote for.

Whichever party you toss you vote too, it is wasted.

If you are thinking about tactical voting, how about this for a tactic…

Instead of putting an “X” in the box, why not draw a picture of a squirrel.

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

Bloody Hell - Look at them go!

Wed, 05 May 2010 09:58:00 -0400

They just can’t help themsleves can they? Whatever it takes to hold on to power. Straight after the elections - regardless of the result - this is what the three of them are going to get up to.

They would do anything to get satisfaction, even using poor Mr Clegg as glove puppet. Of course he loves it to. Anything to get and hold onto power.

Go and vote today, but not by putting an “X” in the box.

Instead write “Gordon, David and Nick are at it like monkeys”

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

If You Go Down To Vote Today

Wed, 05 May 2010 07:27:26 -0400

Are you really sure that you think these muppets are the right people to govern the country?

What we need is a real change.

Go and vote today in the 2010 general election, but don’t put an “X” in a box. Write “You are all a bunch of spineless self-serving cunts”

If everyone in the country did this we wouldn’t get a hung parliament, we would get no parliament. Could that possibly be a bad thing?

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

Nearest Polling Stations

Wed, 05 May 2010 07:16:00 -0400

Looking for you nearest polling station to cast your vote, have your say heard.

Don’t look too hard.

Does it really matter who you vote for?

If I was to stuff a plastic bag with excrement and draw a smiley on it then it would have more integrity than anybody that is likely to get elected on May 6th.

When you get into the polling booth, then think carefully about your choices.

Instead of drawing an “X” in a box, draw a bag of turds with a smiley on it.

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

It's Mr Potato Head

Wed, 05 May 2010 06:49:00 -0400

So you want to find your nearest polling station.

Well do you really need to vote?

Just look at the candidates fort the next primeminister.

Do any of these really deserve you vote?

I am not suggesting that you don’t vote. Do vote, you must vote.

But vote for change.

Go to your polling station and instead of putting an “X” in the box draw a Mr Potato Head. If every voter did this then we would be at least be governed by somebody real.

SPOIL YOUR BALLOT - VOTE FOR CHANGE

Voting in the Midlands?

Tue, 04 May 2010 17:23:00 -0400

Are you sure you want to bother?

Who ever you vote for then you will lose.

Take the time to spoil your ballot and vote for change.

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How To Find Your Polling Station

Sat, 01 May 2010 09:02:00 -0400

So you want to know how to find your polling station? Well that’s easy.

Use our Polling Station Finder Map. They are usually in primary schools so you just need to find the school which is nearest to you. Altenatively you can follow the whiff of embarrassment. It is a fact that people’s emotion are betrayed by scent. Dogs can smell fear. A whiff of passion is given off by aroused individuals. When you cast your vote, then your know that really nothing is going to actually change. This self-delusion of pretending to care, pretending to have a say in the outcome is found to have a distinctive odour. It’s a slightly citrus, semen odour with hints of yeast and overtones of grass clippings.

So follow your nose and you’ll find where to vote.

But when you get there then don’t be putting no “X” in a box - what good is that going to do?

Instead of the “X” write “You Stink of self-interest you wankers”.

VOTE FOR CHANGE - SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

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